Kayla's world of fun and excitement! Poetry&Jokes!
The Reflection.
The puddle was wet and cold.
Like a magical story my teacher told.
It had a headband and brown hair.
Should I look closer, should I dare?
I started thinking about magical wizards.
And magical animals and weird coloured lizards.
I stared at it closely and saw a face.
It was holding my pink and purple case!
I laughed and laughed at what I could see.
It was my reflection, it was me.
The Shell
I visited the beach and found a shell.
It was greenish blue, shaped like a bell.
I showed my friends and they said wow!
I liked it so much I showed a cow!
The shell was one of a kind.
My friends went to try have a find.
They found some nice ones.
That they said weighed tons.
But they weren’t like mine.
When I held mine up it made a shimmer then a shine.
Tazzie my penpal!
Tazzie is my penpal.
We write and email too.
She lives in a house in Queensland
Not far from the Australian zoo.
She's my only girl cousin.
Which doesn't matter to me.
Because she's funny and nice
She makes me laugh tee hee hee!
Funny sis
Abby is my sister She's only 5 months old She likes to goo and gaa and also grab and hold.
She is a little smiler and watches were I go I am her entertainer She laughs at my big toe.
She nods and shakes her head alot and the trendy clothes is what shes got I wish I had clothes just like hers but bigger sized to fit my pers...on
My friends all think shes wonderfull and when they come to play They like to hold and cuddle I hope she doesn't do a puddle ( If you know what I mean)
Question: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Answer: To get to the bottom!
Question: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Answer: He was looking for Pooh!
Question:Where do penguins go swimming?
Answer:At the south pool!
Question: What do cats like on Hot Dogs?
Answer: Mouse-stard
Question: What do cats put in their drinks?
Answer: Mice Cubes!
Question: What colour is a burp?
Answer: Burple!
Question:Why did the man freeze his money?
Answer: He wanted cold, hard cash!
Question: Why was the teacher cross-eyed?
Answer: She couldn't control her pupils!
Question:Whats the problem between twin witches?
Answer: You can never tell which witch is which!
Question:What does a skulleton say before eating?
Answer:Bone-appitit
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